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SHARP COMPUTING: Improved Windows Error Messages

Thursday, 12 April 2001, 10:38 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

A collection of sharper, improved, Windows error messages, prepared in the style of Japanese Haiku poems. More >>

NOT SHARP: Falling Out Of a Lift

Wednesday, 11 April 2001, 10:08 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

Scoop has received its first un-sharp, real life, confession…. More >>

SHARP RELIGION: Yet More Daily Moments of Zen

Tuesday, 10 April 2001, 9:58 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

A final set of seven sharp and very Zen observations on aspects of life... More >>

NOT SHARP LANGUAGE: Technology for Country Folk

Monday, 9 April 2001, 3:28 pm | Scoop Sharp Stories

The following is a set of definitions, not the sharpest ever seen, of technology terms for Country folk…. More >>

SHARP TEST: Do You Have Children?

Friday, 6 April 2001, 2:36 pm | Scoop Sharp Stories

A test to determine whether or not you are ready to have children. The following test was sent to Scoop Sharp Stories by a reader, and an expectant father. Non-parents may be able to enjoy this… More >>

HOW SHARP? Is Your Brain Working?

Thursday, 5 April 2001, 12:21 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

Scoop Sharp Stories is going to ask you three questions. And you HAVE to answer them instantly. You can't take your time; you have to answer IMMEDIATELY... ok? Let's find out just how clever you really are... ready? More >>

SHARP RELIGION: Even More Daily Moments of Zen

Wednesday, 4 April 2001, 10:05 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

Yet more sharp and very Zen observations on aspects of life... More >>

NOT SHARP: How Not To Wash An Airplane

Tuesday, 3 April 2001, 10:39 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

You are the chief airplane washer at the company hangar and you are not having a sharp day... More >>

SHARP LANGUAGE: Employee Performance Evaluations

Monday, 2 April 2001, 9:44 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

The following extremely sharp quotations were allegedly taken form actual employee performance evaluations… More >>

SHARP CALLER: Time To Put A Cork In It

Friday, 30 March 2001, 9:48 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali. The radio station received a call from a sharp caller… More >>

NOT SHARP: Yet More Bright Ideas For The Very Dim

Thursday, 29 March 2001, 3:07 pm | Scoop Sharp Stories

Four more not so sharp suggestions for everyday life... More >>

SHORT & SHARP: Futon Mouse

Wednesday, 28 March 2001, 3:07 pm | Scoop Sharp Stories

-Japan has banned all animal movements after discovering some nibbled beds in Tokyo. They think it could be an outbreak of Futon Mouse. More >>

SHARP ADVICE: Things I’ve Learned From My Children

Tuesday, 27 March 2001, 11:59 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

The following compendium of sharp observations on life with children came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas: More >>

SHARP LANGUAGE: New Words For A New Century

Monday, 26 March 2001, 11:01 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

The truly sharp will already be using these new words… More >>

SHARP INVENTION: MIR Detecto-Hat

Friday, 23 March 2001, 10:46 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

Made of the best stainless steel double-handled colander five dollars could buy and a modicum of ultra-high quality aluminum foil, this Detecto-Hat is GUARANTEED to alert you exactly one nanosecond before it hits that some of the aforementioned "flaming ... More >>

NOT SHARP: More Bright Ideas For The Very Dim

Thursday, 22 March 2001, 10:16 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

Five more not so sharp suggestions for everyday life... More >>

SHARP RELIGION: Five More Daily Moments of Zen

Wednesday, 21 March 2001, 9:46 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

A few more sharp and very Zen observations on aspects of life... More >>

NOT SHARP: Australian Injury/Death Statistics

Tuesday, 20 March 2001, 11:52 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

Statistics on a range of un-sharp ways in which Australians injure themselves or die, allegedly from the Australian Bureau of Statistics… More >>

NOT SHARP: The Dumbest Guy On Earth!

Monday, 19 March 2001, 11:07 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

The following, found circulating on the Internet as an email, is definitely an example of serious un-sharpness…. “SUBJECT: My Friends, I give you… THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH! More >>

NOT SHARP: Five Bright Ideas For The Very Dim

Friday, 16 March 2001, 10:02 am | Scoop Sharp Stories

Five not so sharp suggestions for everyday life… More >>

 

 

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