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Press Release New Zealand Politburo
Thursday, 22 February 2001, 12:39 am | Bernard Darnton
The General Secretary made the announcement proudly, "For too long now, many New Zealanders haven't had the big government that they need. This progressive new policy will make sure that big government is there for everyone." More >>
Satire: Ex-Fuhrer Supports Extended School Hours
Tuesday, 20 February 2001, 11:59 am | Bernard Darnton
The Ministerial Taskforce report calling for the extension of school hours to promote sport and fitness has gained support from the likeliest of quarters. More >>
Scoop Satire: Health Officials Crack Down On 1B4
Friday, 2 February 2001, 9:42 am | Bernard Darnton
In a shock move, health officials today banned 1B4 - the popular small format notebook. More >>