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Futile Antarctica Concerned at US Tranvestism?
Thursday, 24 July 2003, 1:39 pm | Futile Antarctica Party
Sitting on an egg near the Foreign Affairs Select Committee, Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin, Futile Antarctica MP for the Ross Dependency, observed: More >>
West Korea's Evil Z-Movie Conspiracy!!!
Friday, 18 July 2003, 12:47 am | Futile Antarctica Party
"Why does former Glubway promoter Jarrid look so much like the sinister West Korean dictator Kim Gon Rong? Is this some part of a conspiracy to inundate the world as we know it with yet more addictive fast food, albeit not as fast as others?" ... More >>
Fast Food Homounerotic Adverts Denounced
Thursday, 17 July 2003, 12:51 am | Futile Antarctica Party
"Why is MacDonalds advertising that ghastly fat blob of a man, and what's worse, with implied nudity!? And surely his claim that 'I am a man released/I am a sexy beast' is totally untrue!It may be in violation of the Fair Trading Act!" complained ... More >>
No Spanks Please, We're Penguins
Friday, 13 June 2003, 12:12 am | Futile Antarctica Party
"We really want to thank TV3 for screening its "Naked Bum" documentary on Thursday. Thanks to their foresight, the last remaining SM nuns exploded in frustration at the parade of bouncing bare buttocks as they bounded across the screen, leaving ... More >>