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The Nice Loyal Drag Queens of Australia
Friday, 25 August 2000, 5:19 pm | The Corrective Party of New Zealand
"It is inspiring to see someone resist the moves toward republicanism and dyslexic wobblebottom presidential candidates who ingest bottles of Coca Cola through their nose, and do their brain damage." More >>
Correctives Denounce Panda-ing to Immorality!!!
Monday, 17 April 2000, 10:02 am | The Corrective Party of New Zealand
The Correctives were horrified to learn that Chinese authorities intend to use panda porn to arouse the sinful passions of these brute beasts in Beijing Zoo. More >>
Correctives: Beware Easter Bunny Bondage!!!
Monday, 17 April 2000, 9:41 am | The Corrective Party of New Zealand
The Corrective Party wishes to alert all New Zealanders to a horrific new threat- Devilbunnies!!! A couple of years ago, Sister Sadista was walking through Wellington, when she came across a pink bunny in bondage gear that was whipping a blood-stained ... More >>
Correctives Discover Reason for Mass Chicken Death
Thursday, 30 March 2000, 2:50 pm | The Corrective Party of New Zealand
Many people have wondered why certain chickens spontaneously combusted and turned into baked fast food on one North Island farm recently. The Correctives have investigated this problem, and we have startling news, involving genetic modification. More >>