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Kiwi Herald: 'Red Bums Good' Says MP
Wednesday, 21 February 2007, 2:59 pm | The Kiwi Herald
Standing outside parliament under a banner announcing "Red bum good, blue bum bad," National MP Chester Burrows today attempted to explain his amendment to the "anti-smacking bill'' saying that he wanted to outlaw bad smacking while encouraging the kind of ... More >>
Satire: Madonna To Adopt Kiwi Child
Tuesday, 6 February 2007, 2:07 pm | The Kiwi Herald
Ground-breaking stories from the Kiwi Herald, award winning newspaper of the small but wonderful New Zealand community of Moenui- that are sadly too good to be true! More >>
Brash Still Leads Nats, Moore PM
Tuesday, 21 November 2006, 9:01 am | The Kiwi Herald
New Zealanders awoke this morning to the startling news that Don Brash is still the leader of the National Party causing suggestions that the media is unreliable and fuelling rumours that a toupee-wearing Mike Moore may have been Prime Minister for ... More >>
Ex-Corrections Minister Says Obeying Law A Mistake
Tuesday, 10 October 2006, 2:00 pm | The Kiwi Herald
Sticking to the rules is easy but it won't get you anywhere in life. That was the message of former Corrections Minister Matt Robson when he spoke at a school assembly at Moenui Area School yesterday. More >>
Private Investigator Hired To Dig Dirt On God
Friday, 29 September 2006, 12:50 am | The Kiwi Herald
A private investigator has rocked the establishment by claiming that he has dossier of information about God that will send shock-waves and empty churches "faster than a visit by the Taliban." More >>
Lesbian Father Jibe Leads To Tense Stand-Off
Friday, 22 September 2006, 10:22 am | The Kiwi Herald
Scoop Note: Another ground-breaking story too good to be true from the Kiwi Herald, award winning newspaper of the small but wonderful New Zealand community of Moenui. The town is the current holder of the Northern Region Best Kept Grass More >>
News To Harden-Up Following Dallow Outburst
Tuesday, 12 September 2006, 2:50 pm | The Kiwi Herald
TV One will report more hard news in future in a measure destined to cater for viewers who find the current bulletins too easy. The change is a response to recent criticisms by news-reader Simon Dallow that the news isn't hard enough. More >>
Kiwi Herald: Brash Announces Alternative Govt
Wednesday, 6 September 2006, 11:54 am | The Kiwi Herald
News too good to be true from the chronicle of Moenui - proud holder of the 'Northern Region Best Kept Grass Verge Award' More >>
Kiwi Herald Digest: Shoppers Held Hostage 'n' Porn
Tuesday, 5 September 2006, 3:11 pm | The Kiwi Herald
The Army's crack anti-terrorism squad today raided the offices of the National Distribution Union but failed to find any hostages. The action was prompted by full page pieces in most major dailies where Progressive Enterprises, owners of major supermarket ... More >>
Iranian Leader Calls NZ MP "Good Joker"
Monday, 28 August 2006, 1:09 pm | The Kiwi Herald
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today described National MP Bob Clarkson as a 'really good joker' and 'a laugh a minute.' More >>
Kiwi Herald Digest: Sports Day and Blogging Brash
Tuesday, 22 August 2006, 2:08 pm | The Kiwi Herald
Ground-breaking stories from the Kiwi Herald, award winning newspaper of the small but wonderful New Zealand community of Moenui. The town is the current holder of the Northern Region Best Kept Grass - or so says the website of the Kiwi Herald. ... More >>
Kiwi Herald – Weekend Edition
Friday, 11 August 2006, 5:12 pm | The Kiwi Herald
Ground-breaking stories from the Kiwi Herald, award winning newspaper of the small but wonderful New Zealand community of Moenui. The town is the current holder of the Northern Region Best Kept Grass - or so says the website of the Kiwi Herald. More >>
Kiwi Herald Digest: Hateful Gibson, Boozing Brash
Tuesday, 8 August 2006, 11:02 am | The Kiwi Herald
Ground-breaking stories from the Kiwi Herald, award winning newspaper of the small but wonderful New Zealand community of Moenui. The town is the current holder of the Northern Region Best Kept Grass – or so says the website of the Kiwi Herald. ... More >>