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Cheney, Libby and Rove in "Legal Jeopardy"
Tuesday, 1 November 2005, 2:06 pm | freepressed.com
Showtime -- Finally, the endgame is near. After a grueling two-year elimination process, three senior Bush administration officials have advanced to the "Indictment Round" of Patrick Fitzgerald's wildly popular judicial version of the hit game show "Jeopardy." More >>
Freepressed: Democrats Fiddle While GOP Burns
Tuesday, 11 October 2005, 11:07 am | freepressed.com
DNC Headquarters -- The cluelessness of the Democratic Party has hit a new high in recent weeks as it continues to demonsrate an astonishing inability to capitalize on the implosion of the Republican Party. More >>
DeLay: "Money laundering is a family value."
Friday, 7 October 2005, 12:43 am | freepressed.com
DeLay: "Money laundering is a family value." Former House Majority Leader offers the Sopranos and Gottis as proof Satire from freepressed.com More >>
Reporters stay home until un-newsworthy event ends
Monday, 3 October 2005, 12:39 am | freepressed.com
Slow news day in nation's capital as massive protest shuts down city Reporters told to stay home until un-newsworthy event ends Satire from freepressed.com More >>
Counter-protesters contemplating smaller venue
Monday, 3 October 2005, 12:35 am | freepressed.com
Counter-protest organizers contemplating smaller venue for next year Low turnout and lack of talent for post-rally concert force pro-Bush, pro-War camp to downsize Satire from freepressed.com More >>
Special Report (Satire): Hurricane RITA watch
Friday, 23 September 2005, 9:04 pm | freepressed.com
Gulf of Mexico-- As category 5 Hurricane Rita threatened Houston, Galveston, Corpus Christie and other Gulf Coast cities on Thursday, President Bush announced that his administration is prepared for the aftermath of Katrina. More >>
Newsweek To Remove Spines From Future Publications
Friday, 20 May 2005, 12:39 am | freepressed.com
MSM--Since its founding in 1933, the pages of Newsweek have been held together by a perfect combination of glue and staples. The binding method proved incredibly effective, ensuring that the pages would not be lost or shuffled in the wrong order. More >>
Saddam Requests Recount In Battleground Provinces
Tuesday, 1 February 2005, 1:13 pm | freepressed.com
Sunni Triangle-- Deposed Dictator of Iraq Saddam Hussein contested the election results in several Sunni strongholds early Monday, just a hours after the polls closed. More >>
Spread Of Freedom Delicious On Bagels, Crackers
Wednesday, 26 January 2005, 1:40 pm | freepressed.com
Dairy Section -- With half the calories, and all the creamy goodness of the tyrannical leading brand, Freedom Spread cream cheese is sure to become a beacon of hope for fledgling breakfast tables everywhere. More >>
Kerry Concedes A Majority Are Jackasses
Tuesday, 9 November 2004, 12:54 am | freepressed.com
Ship of Fools-- Former presidential candidate John Kerry, while magnanimous in his official concession speech, has since had time to reflect on his loss and has now taken a less concilliatory tone. More >>
October Surprise: Hummer Giveaway Extravaganza!
Friday, 29 October 2004, 11:51 am | freepressed.com
Homeland, USA -- Undecided voters finally have a good reason to reelect President George W. Bush: free Hummers. More >>
War Criticism Only Emboldens The Opposition - WH
Tuesday, 5 October 2004, 10:50 am | freepressed.com
Coral Gables, Fla.-- President Bush spent the weekend in a funk, questioning his decision to invade a defanged country that did not represent an imminent threat to the United States. More >>
Satire: Bill Of Rights Authenticity In Question
Thursday, 23 September 2004, 8:26 am | freepressed.com
Blogosphere-- Fresh on the heels of discrediting memos run by 60 Minutes regarding George W. Bush's service in the Air National Guard, web logs on conservative websites are now questioning the authenticity of another famous document. More >>
Freepressed Satire: The One That Got Away?
Thursday, 16 September 2004, 11:25 am | freepressed.com
New York City --Democrats are wondering how they could have gotten it so wrong, driving away a senator who so perfectly represents the values of the Democratic party. More >>
Governator's Girly-Men Comment Floors US Democrats
Thursday, 2 September 2004, 12:20 am | freepressed.com
New York City-- The Democrats were caught with their panties down Tuesday night when California Gov. Arnold Schwarzeneggar launched a blistering attack on the fiscal credentials of the opposition party. More >>
Hope, Help Detained Reentering United States
Wednesday, 4 August 2004, 2:40 pm | freepressed.com
Camp X-Ray --Despite presidential candidate John Kerry and vice presidential candidate John Edwards' promises that Hope and Help are on the way, both were stopped by U.S. Customs officials Sunday night at the Canadian border and taken into custody. More >>
WH Sees Potential In UN Oil-For-Food Scandal
Thursday, 13 May 2004, 11:39 am | freepressed.com
White House takes notice of the UN's oil-for-food scandal, sees potential Cheney: 'Stick with me, Koffi, I'll show you what a real scandal looks like.'' Satire from… freepressed.com More >>
Satire: The 'Liberty Leash' Makes A Comeback
Tuesday, 11 May 2004, 3:15 pm | freepressed.com
America's Rape Rooms -- Long ago discarded into the dustbin of history, the single most important tool in the spread of democracy worldwide has once again emerged to free an oppressed people. More >>
Pentagon At War With The People Of Iraq, Not Govt.
Friday, 23 April 2004, 12:08 am | freepressed.com
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld reassured leaders of Iraq's Governing Council Friday that the current military operations are aimed at the Iraqi population of freedom-hating men, women and children that make up Iraq's population of 25 million, ... More >>
Satire: Bush A Uniter, Not A Divider.. .In Iraq
Wednesday, 14 April 2004, 11:37 am | freepressed.com
United Iraq-- Within just a year of invading and occupying Iraq, President Bush has succeeded in a task most experts thought impossible, uniting the Sunni and Shia sects of Islam, bringing an end to 1,400 years of sectarian war. More >>
