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Scoop Satire: Racist Support Group Up And Running
Wednesday, 5 December 2001, 9:24 am | Babylon Express
"A place where people can air their prejudices in a non-judgmental environment" is how Sebastian Brained describes the newly opened Racist Support Group offices in Khandallah. The idea came to Mr Brained after a dispute in a bar over an alleged ... More >>
Scoop Satire: Caring Missile Aims To Soften Blow
Wednesday, 28 November 2001, 9:50 am | Babylon Express
Washington - The US government today revealed it's controversial new 'caring' missile, In a statement to the world's press President Bash, flanked by Rentagun officials and business representatives, said that the new missile - codenamed the SYMP-1 - ... More >>
Scoop Satire: New Approach To Mathematics
Thursday, 27 September 2001, 9:46 am | Babylon Express
A preview of a Ministry of Education Policy Discussion Paper has revealed plans to introduce an innovative new method of teaching basic mathematics in primary schools. More >>
Scoop Satire: Mudcoch to buy Taihape
Tuesday, 11 September 2001, 8:42 am | Babylon Express
Towncorp, the new subdivision company of Robert Mudcoch's Noosecorp, has announced it will be buying the town of Taihape. More >>
Scoop Satire: GM Tomato Gives Birth
Wednesday, 5 September 2001, 10:37 am | Babylon Express
Chicago: Some are calling it the most significant breakthrough yet in genetic technology, while others say it is the beginning of an ecological nightmare. Either way, all agree the announcement by the Chicago Institute of Micro-genetic Research that a ... More >>
Scoop Satire: Joke Gets Moron Crew Fired
Thursday, 30 August 2001, 9:49 am | Babylon Express
The Moron Crew, popular hosts of Wellington radio station Ballhead FM, have been released from their contracts after the regular morning 'Joke that could get the Crew downsized' got the crew downsized. More >>
Scoop Satire: Do Away With 'Archaic' Calendar
Tuesday, 28 August 2001, 9:53 am | Babylon Express
Speaking at a luncheon for Guys With More Money Than God, Curdled called for the current calendar system, last reformed by Gregory XIII in the sixteenth century, to be abolished, and a system introduced that numbered the days of the year in chronological ... More >>
Scoop Satire: Business Confidence Disappears
Thursday, 23 August 2001, 10:03 am | Babylon Express
“It’s not fair”, said Mr Curdled, his bottom lip plainly quivering, “It’s our government. We paid for it, we ran it, and we want it back. This blatant intent to reverse our favourite policies because they don’t like them is beyond political negligence; it ... More >>
Scoop Satire: Awatere Walls Drip Blood
Tuesday, 21 August 2001, 8:38 am | Babylon Express
The interisland ferry Awatere experienced yet another unexplainable happening yesterday when thick, rancid blood began dripping from the walls in the forward passenger lounge during an afternoon sailing. More >>
Scoop Satire: Ellen Tuff Honorary Award
Thursday, 16 August 2001, 9:04 am | Babylon Express
Writer Ellen Tuff recieved the prestigious 'Pakeha's Best Friend' award at the annual New Zeal Inc Redneck's society dinner last night. More >>
Scoop Satire: Achtung Subversives!
Tuesday, 14 August 2001, 9:07 am | Babylon Express
Why not confess from the comfort of you own home with our free SIS sendaway offer? More >>
Scoop Satire: Job Bones Sues For Recognition
Friday, 10 August 2001, 9:45 am | Babylon Express
New Zeal Incorporated property developer and author Job Bones today filed a lawsuit against an Auckland parking warden for failing to recognise him after he parked on top of an environmentalist in Queen Street. More >>
Scoop Satire: Pitzfatrick Converts
Monday, 6 August 2001, 12:27 am | Babylon Express
EDITORS NOTE: Scoop is today commencing publication of satirical articles from the Babylon Express satirical newspaper. Those easily offended and seldom amused should avoid this content. See the author's note at the end of this page for more information ... More >>
