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Public seminar on Mangapoike landslide and Waimata catchment

Tuesday, 15 May 2018, 9:26 am | The Corrective Party

Lessons learnt from the Mangapoike landslide will be shared at a public seminar exploring restoration options for the Waimata catchment. More >>

Dung beetle seminar to be held

Tuesday, 15 May 2018, 9:25 am | The Corrective Party

The potential use of dung beetles to improve waterways in our region will be explored at a free public seminar at council this week. More >>

Conservative Party Youth Crime and BOOT Farm Policy

Friday, 21 April 2017, 4:16 pm | The Corrective Party

The Conservative Party believes that our preoccupation with “rights”, with very little reference to “responsibilities”, has left us in a situation where some young people have realised that they can do whatever they like, with little or no ... More >>

Correctives: Penguins Assemble for Convention

Tuesday, 13 May 2003, 3:38 pm | The Corrective Party

"The Corrective Party will be changing its name soon. We finally seem to have gotten rid of the SM nuns who threatened to make the party unelectable, and our Futile Directions Committee will be reporting back at the next Convention, at picturesque ... More >>

Welly Suffers Appalling Influx of Demented Dogs

Monday, 17 March 2003, 1:47 pm | The Corrective Party

"Wellington was flooded with a surfeit of mangy, savage fleabags dedicated to dirty doggy doings over the weekend! The Association of Rottweilers and Fangbearers conference was an opportunity for repeated nuisance barking, slavering, practice ... More >>

Ban this Vertically Challenged Vigilante!!!

Monday, 10 March 2003, 5:29 pm | The Corrective Party

"The Corrective Party wants to jump on the bandwagon and state that we think John Howard should never have been allowed in the country either. This country has had quite enough problems with annoying vertically challenged politicians in the ... More >>

Opposing Stronger Dog Controls is Barking Mad, ARF

Wednesday, 12 February 2003, 11:21 am | The Corrective Party

"Belladonna Aoukatere-Ropata is being chased through the corridors of Parliament by a horde of demented lunatic canines, and it has to stop. Moreover, the Top Dog of ARF is quaking at the possibility of legislation because he wants to be free to ... More >>

Tripitaka Denies Corn Chip Accusations!!!

Tuesday, 11 February 2003, 10:43 am | The Corrective Party

"Eeek, boing!!!" Sister Myocardial Infarcta said today, as her suspension from the Corrective Party organisation led to a massive display of nun chucking. More >>

Correctives: Penguins quail at ch*c*l*t* addiction

Tuesday, 11 February 2003, 9:02 am | The Corrective Party

"I'm quailing!!!" expostulated Tripitaka Adelie- Penguin, busy trying to evict Sister Mycocardial- Infarcta from the party's electorate offices in the Ross Dependency. More >>

Correctives: Ban Dangerous Dogs in Parliament Too!

Friday, 17 January 2003, 3:55 pm | The Corrective Party

"It's high time that Parliament declared a ban on vicious canines that keep wanting to attack people purely because they are on social welfare benefits!" Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin said today. More >>

Dictator's Rampage of Cross-Dressing Destruction

Thursday, 16 January 2003, 9:40 am | The Corrective Party

"West Korea is behaving strangely!" Corrective MP Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin (Ross Dependency) said today, trying to desperately divert attention from the corn chips scandal that has engulfed her electorate office. More >>

Penguin MP Breaks Wind'er Silence on Bush Stiffing

Thursday, 19 September 2002, 6:51 pm | The Corrective Party

"This is extremely sordid. George Wobblebottom Bush has an obsession with Saddamy Hussein 'stiffing' the world over (...) weapons inspections. More >>

Correctives Launch Nuncard!!!

Thursday, 11 July 2002, 8:53 am | The Corrective Party

"The Corrective Party takes no pleasure at all in shamelessly ripping off the Labour Party and launching our own Nuncard!!!" exclaimed Sister Malodora earlier today. More >>

Correctives Launch Party Electoral Campaign!!!

Monday, 8 July 2002, 11:36 am | The Corrective Party

"Stop it, stop it!!! Why is no-one campaigning on the real issues during this campaign?" asked Sister Malodora at the Corrective Party campaign launch, held at a small telephone box near Hataitai this morning. More >>

Immoral Asteroids Make Passes at Earth!!!

Friday, 5 July 2002, 9:06 am | The Corrective Party

"Stop it, stop it!!! We have recently found out that an immoral asteroid with a suggestive shape made a pass at Earth and almost hit on it!!!" More >>

Correctives: Hands Off The GG, Capon!!!

Thursday, 20 June 2002, 3:34 pm | The Corrective Party

"Disgusting, lewd and repellent!!!"stormed Sister Malodora SM today, when she learned about Capon's outburst against our dear Governor-General, Dame Sylvia Cartwright. More >>

Correctives: Ban Strange-Sect Marriages!!!

Friday, 14 June 2002, 10:41 am | The Corrective Party

"The Corrective Party read Pasta Graeme Lee's new book, "Futility, Polyester and Stupid Leadership" with much interest. This book reveals the sinister machinations of Christian Haemorrhoids, of their disgusting strange-sect relationship with the ... More >>

Enforce Food Quality Laws on Electoral Candidates

Thursday, 13 June 2002, 10:08 am | The Corrective Party

"Is a certain Mad Aucklandian Prebbo not rampaging around Wellington Central because of local council dog control enforcement signs? And is a certain rancid Frankenfurter about to fall afoul of council food inspectorate laws?" Sister Malodora encouraged ... More >>

Correctives: Big Sister is Always Watching!!!

Thursday, 6 June 2002, 11:04 am | The Corrective Party

"The Corrective Party are reserving their judgement on Big Brother. We are prepared to be shocked, disgusted, appalled, stapled and pinned, but not until we test out our new Nun-Cam X-Ray Current Affairs CCTV on debonaire studmuffin Paul Holmes!!!" ... More >>

Correctives: Stop Burgering Corrupt Chickens!!!

Monday, 27 May 2002, 11:54 am | The Corrective Party

"Qwaaark arqle kweek aareek qweep!!!" commented Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin, Corrective Deputy Leader and spokesbird on Avian Affairs at a sordid advertisment today. More >>





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