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Tizard's Firm Hand, And Harvey's Crinkly Bottom
Thursday, 5 October 2000, 11:35 am | The Corrective Party
Sister Psychotica SM today commended Judith Tizard, the Minister for Aucklandish Affairs, for her firm hand and "verbal spanking" of Bob Harvey: More >>
Correctives Were Right About Olympics!!!
Monday, 2 October 2000, 3:41 pm | The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party was right about the sordid and lewd spectacle of the Olympics. According to an Australian newspaper report, athletes were incited to sex due to the heaving bodies in skintight shameful lycra around them!!! And what was more, ... More >>
Correctives Support Avocado Concern
Monday, 18 September 2000, 1:35 pm | The Corrective Party
"In a recent Wellington newspaper, the Correctives read of the sinful influence of avocados in our society. These lascivious and fleshy fruits appear to drive women to acts of lust and passion!!!" More >>
Correctives: Stop This Lewd Lycra Display NOW!!!
Friday, 15 September 2000, 2:38 pm | The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party are shocked, disgusted, horrified, outraged, degraded, stapled, folded and spindled by the LEWD spectacle of PUMPING BUTTOCKS and LUST-INDUCING LYCRA that stimulates UNTOWARD thoughts in watchers!!!" More >>
Gender Gymnastics With the Christian Dimwitcrats!!
Tuesday, 29 August 2000, 4:32 pm | The Corrective Party
"Strange, bizarre and untoward gender gymnastics are going on with the Christian Dimwitcrats of New South Wales. Bert Euphrates wife Edna changed into a man called John, who expressed questionable republican sentiments by attacking the patriotic ... More >>
Sister Sadista RIP (Robbies Interesting Pelvis)
Monday, 21 August 2000, 4:32 pm | The Corrective Party
"It is with [celebration] sorrow that the Corrective Party reports the demise of Sister Sadista SM, first Mistress Superior of the Corrective Party." said Sister Psychotica, her [blackmailer] successor today. More >>
Stop Surrealist Interludes in Parliament!!!
Wednesday, 16 August 2000, 5:28 pm | The Corrective Party
"We noticed that Peter Done of the Untied Party has said that surrealism was creeping into the debate over the Employment Relations Bill. Now, there is good surrealism and bad surrealism." More >>
Correctives: Holmes, the Flying Interviewer!!!
Monday, 14 August 2000, 5:26 pm | The Corrective Party
"I am deeply worried at reports that Winstone First deputy leader Peter Who is proposing to use anti- aircraft guns against low-flying Holmeses." More >>
Lobster Torture Kinky and Immoral - Correctives
Monday, 14 August 2000, 10:47 am | The Corrective Party
"Fish and lobster torturing is kinky and immoral. The Corrective Party opposes other submissions to do with the Employment Relations Bill, including the use of burly bald transvestites as contract negotiators!!!" said Sister Psychotica ... More >>
Correctives: Lewdness at House of Windsor!!!
Monday, 14 August 2000, 10:43 am | The Corrective Party
"The Correctives are shocked, repelled and upholstered at the news that Zara Phillips, a grand-daughter of the Queen, held a sex-toy party where there was a nubile young waiter clad in nothing but a PVC g-string, with all manner of unseemly implements ... More >>
Stop Hallucinogenic Chocolate Biscuits!!!
Thursday, 10 August 2000, 5:26 pm | The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party is appalled, disgusted and degraded at the continued hallucinogenic properties of the "Toffee Pops" chocolate biscuit. When a woman eats this chocolate biscuit, she entertains fantasies of nubile scantily clad men in their ... More >>
Correctives Support Harrier Potty and Hunky Wizard
Friday, 4 August 2000, 3:30 pm | The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party considers there are more important things to worry about Harrier Potty books. These stories appear to be about a young nerdish fellow who is training to be a wizard." More >>
Weird Greens, George Wobblebottom, and Coke!!!
Wednesday, 2 August 2000, 12:48 am | The Corrective Party
"The Weird Greens raise an important point about Coke addiction. We think that the acidic effects of this so-called soft drink and its addictive effects render it a substance that should be strictly regulated." said Sister Psychotica SM, ... More >>
Multiple Personalities and the Nationills
Tuesday, 1 August 2000, 3:34 pm | The Corrective Party
"Why did John Farter, the Nationill whip, accuse Green MP Co-Leader Rod Donald of being abducted by aliens?" said Sister Psychotica SM today. More >>
Correctives Welcome New Ministers of Maori Affairs
Monday, 31 July 2000, 9:28 am | The Corrective Party
"Helen Clark is to be commended for taking the Maori Affairs portfolio so seriously that she has appointed two Maori MPs to occupy the role, given that Parekura Horomia is a large-boned Labour MP, or MPs. More >>
Mad Dog Control Legislation Urgently Needed!!!
Monday, 24 July 2000, 11:15 am | The Corrective Party
"ARF is a party in crisis. We feel desperately sorry for Artful Dodger Rugless, who has tried and failed to stop the antics of Preb-Bull Terrier tactics. More >>
"Man" Named Shirley Criticises Mr.Gillon!!!
Friday, 7 July 2000, 2:28 pm | The Corrective Party
The Corrective Party has just noticed that a "man" (?) named Shirley has criticised that nice one-eyed Grant Gillon, the Alliance MP who urged us all to watch out for Tory overtures that corrupt innocent ovines!!! More >>
Mr. Gillon, Produce the Sheep!!!
Thursday, 6 July 2000, 2:44 pm | The Corrective Party
Alliance MP Grant Gillon is to be congratulated for bringing to the public's attention the vile and reckless sin of bestiality. More >>
Curse of the House of Windsor- The Ears Have It!!!
Thursday, 13 April 2000, 3:39 pm | The Corrective Party
The Corrective Party has found the following conversation on alt.kooky. conspiracy.theories.about.diana. We believe it throws some light on the Curse of the House of Windsor: More >>
Rampaging Heteros Endanger National Security!!!
Thursday, 6 April 2000, 9:36 am | The Corrective Party
The Corrective Party notes that tonight's Assignment programme reveals the danger of promoting heterosexuality in intelligence services. More >>
