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Prebbo Seeking Royal Corgi Vacancy- Denounced!!!
Friday, 27 April 2001, 12:43 am | The Corrective Party
"It was with horror, loathing and appalled disgust that we learnt about the career prospects of Prebbo if ARF loses its kennels in Parliament!!!" exclaimed Sister Raptophilia SM at news of a breaking political scandal. More >>
Correctives: Exploding Cow Problem Spreads!!!
Thursday, 26 April 2001, 12:57 am | The Corrective Party
"The foot in mouth crisis in Europe is spreading, and so is the exploding cow problem, which we first noted in Vonarlburg, Austria. There is now one recorded British case of a bovine detonation, which splattered a farmhand." Sister Hydroponica, ... More >>
Correctives: ARF Dogfood Funding Scandal!!!
Monday, 23 April 2001, 10:08 am | The Corrective Party
Sister Natalia Trotskyovna USSR, industrial relations nun for the Corrective Party, today commented on the shock revelations that dogfood manufacturers had been funding ARF, the Association of Rottweilers and Fleabags, a political party that represents ... More >>
Corrective Party: Stop Austrian Cow Detonations!!!
Monday, 23 April 2001, 10:05 am | The Corrective Party
Sister Hydroponica, the Agro-Nun for the Corrective Party, today condemned the Austrian province of Vorarlberg for the practice of blowing up cows with explosives on its picture-postcard Alpine meadows. More >>
Correctives: Capon Traumatises Battered Hens!!!
Wednesday, 18 April 2001, 2:56 pm | The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party is aghast that a certain badly feathered example of Christian Haemorrhoid Poultry, an aesthetically challenged Capon, somehow took advantage of the plight of the battered hens rescued by Wellington Animal Action!!!" droned ... More >>
Correctives: What About The Unconcieved, Capon??
Wednesday, 11 April 2001, 2:32 pm | The Corrective Party
"The Christian Haemorrhoids are again applying their selective morality to the abortion issue." expostulated Sister Raptophilia SM, Matrix Dominatrix of the Corrective Party, at the latest meeting of POP (Protect Our Preconcieved) in a phonebox ... More >>
Correctives: Keep Mars Virginal!!!
Tuesday, 10 April 2001, 8:37 am | The Corrective Party
"Stop it, stop it, it shouldn't be allowed!!!" cried Sister Raptophilia, Matrix Dominatrix of the Corrective Party, when she heard about a recent NASA launch to Mars. More >>
Correctives: Stop Cruel Capon Rampages!!!
Monday, 9 April 2001, 10:58 am | The Corrective Party
"Although the Corrective Party shares the horror of the Wellington animal rights group that protested the shredding of the day-old chicks at one venue recently, we feel that animals have responsibilities of their own toward us!!!" More >>
Correctives: Christianity vs Consumerism
Friday, 6 April 2001, 9:45 am | The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party sees that Density Television is protesting at not being able to sell its product on Television New Zealand. Well, we think that the problem is that Pasta Tuarikidelamere has a particular approach to Christianity that is the ... More >>
Say No To Bunny Bondage
Friday, 30 March 2001, 11:57 am | The Corrective Party
Corrective Party Leader Sister Raptophilia SM has, today, urged MPs to crack down on lewd displays at Easter time: More >>
Russell Crowe Leather Skirt Academy Award Horror!!
Tuesday, 27 March 2001, 1:33 pm | The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party was horrified, shocked, appalled, disgusted, spindled, folded and mutilated to see that Russell Crowe won the Academy Awards for best male actress this year!!!" raved Sister Raptophilia, Matrix Dominatrix of the Corrective ... More >>
"Dwarf Blight, Satanic Rite" Video Announced
Friday, 23 March 2001, 10:58 am | The Corrective Party
"According to a webpage, Australian Prime Minister John Howard is really the Low Priest of a devil- worshipping cult called the Liberal Party!!!" screeched Sister Raptophilia, Matrix Dominatrix of the Corrective Party today. More >>
Immoral John Howard Against Natural Law!!!
Tuesday, 20 March 2001, 9:58 am | The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party believes the impending doom of the Coalition Government in Australia is attributable to the size of its leader." said Sister Raptophilia, Mother Stuporific of the Corrective Party today. More >>
Corrective Party: Stop Erotic Images From Space!!!
Monday, 19 March 2001, 2:50 pm | The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party, having been revived from the dead through wholesome and asexual cloning, wishes to express umbrage, horror, mortification, disgust, shock and outrage at the lewd content of astronomy lessons being taught to our young folk!!!" ... More >>
Father Saint Begorra O'Flattery's Lament
Tuesday, 14 November 2000, 9:50 am | The Corrective Party
"It is with profound regret that I must announce the Mass death of the entire membership of the Corrective Party of New Zealand." said a tearful Father Saint Begorra O'Flattery today. More >>
Correctives: Quarantine All Nationill And ARF MPs!
Thursday, 2 November 2000, 4:46 pm | The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party would like to revive that noble Dalliance MP Grant Gillon's observations about ovine erotic exploitation and lusts for four-footed floozies!!!" expostulated Sister Hydrangea, agriculture spokesnun for the Corrective Party. More >>
Correctives: Stop Strange-Sect Marriages!!!
Wednesday, 1 November 2000, 1:07 pm | The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party wants to stop this immorality in Parliament once and for all. The voters of this country never meant for MMP to mean Multiple Member Perversions - yet that is what happened during the first MMP Parliament!!!" said Sister ... More >>
Correctives: Stop Transvestite Lunar Antelopes NOW
Friday, 27 October 2000, 4:14 pm | The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party was shocked, horrified, appalled, and disgusted that Preb-Bull's Rabbles believe that there are transvestite purple antelopes on the Moon!!!" exclaimed Sister Psychotica SM, Spokesnun of the Corrective Party. More >>
Correctives: NOW Demolish That Shameless Obelisk!
Friday, 27 October 2000, 3:13 pm | The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party is shocked, appalled, disgusted and repulsed that no-one opposed the removal of the tree on One Tree Hill on the grounds of morality and decency!!!" gasped Sister Psychotica SM, spokesnun for the Corrective Party today. More >>
Correctives: Demolish This Immoral SEX Tower!!!
Monday, 16 October 2000, 10:20 am | The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party is shocked, horrified, disgusted and appalled at the Giant Phallic Sky Tower in the middle of Auckland!!! This preposterously proportioned erection should be immediately sawn off or otherwise removed before it gives people lustful ... More >>
